chrometheraptor asked 
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Stereo was in the room when I went on a binge of watching horror game playthroughs. Now whenever I’m turning off the lights, she plays sounds from them and scares the crap out of me. Help?

thats what you get for watching five nights at floatzel’s in 2023

thejakeformerlyknownasprince:

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theunusualchameleon:

beardedmrbean:

There’s a lesson here

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What the hell? Is this normal? Is the snake ok?

Thanks for tagging me!

So, this isn’t good, and it’s not normal, but this is something that can happen in even healthy snakes, with a few big qualifiers. This only really happens on ophiophagus (snake-eating) snakes, like this kingsnake, and it happens because they think they smell food and wind up biting themselves. This snake happened to bite at just the right angle to swallow their tail, and as they kept going, any pain they felt was dismissed as being from their “prey” biting them.

This snake is probably okay. As you can see in the video, they let go as soon as some hand sanitizer got in their mouth - snakes hate the smell and taste of the stuff.

Situations like this are very rare. This snake’s keeper did the right thing - it looks like they brought them to to the vet based on the table, and some hand sanitizer got them to let go with no issues.

you know what screw it *un orou's your bouros*ALT

myclericalromance:

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said “we’re not catholic here”. now every time i’m doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

weed-cat:

catchymemes:

The orange kitty presented…

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aphr0dyke:

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this tweet hasn’t left my mind once in the two years since it’s been posted

valdevia:

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we rescued a kitty, his name is Bean :) look at him he’s just a little guy

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he always finds the strangest positions hahahah he’s so weird

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he’s a climber too! look where I just found him

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we got him one of those cat towers. he loves it!

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little king in his castle :)

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he found a comfortable spot in the office so i can’t work now

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i’ve been looking for Bean all evening and look where he shows up!! i was worried sick

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why is this getting reblogs all of a sudden

bairenalenko:

maestrosigma:

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excellent names on the enemy team tonight

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rongzhi:

Playing blind man’s buff with athletes

English added by me :)

effemimaniac:

unknown target making eye contact. engage casual stranger greeting protocol. enable white person smile, intensity 30%. processing options… hit em with the bro nod. signal sent… nod response received, time=431ms. encounter successful.

lalalychee:

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Due to the Unfortunate!

We are deeply out of Onions!

contaiinedarmageddon2:

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h0ld up

some0ne confirm

notanarutoblogs:

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File under: even more blatant proof cis people can joke about trans people without it being at their expense

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